1st note — Alaska is a top-consuming state of SPAM.

2nd note — One Alaskan Editor-in-Chief loves to bike.

Senior editor: Hey! You could use that instead of the energy goo you squeeze into your mouth. (Gesturing.)

EIC: What? SPAM?

Senior Editor: (Stops gesturing.) Mhm. Nothing like a mouth full of salty meat! (Raises an eyebrow, then a hand over her mouth. Pauses. Snickers.)

(Conference room erupts. Journalists lose it. Senior Editor turns red.)

EIC: (turning to Intern) Maybe we could work out some sort of a deal. I'll write good things about you for your professors and you'll never talk about all of this.

Intern: What happens in Alaska,...

EIC: Exactly.